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“Whenever you
lose something, it's always in the last place you look.”
~ Captain Obvious on Loss
“She's
promiscuous, and by that I mean she sleeps with a lot of men”
~ Captain Obvious on Paris Hilton
“Scientology is
odd.”
~ Captain Obvious on Scientology
“Damn, this is
wet!”
~ Captain Obvious on water
“We can't cross
here. That could be dangerous.”
~ Captain Obvious on a pool of acid
“George W Bush's
competence is questionable.”
~ Captain Obvious on George W Bush
“We are so high
up!”
~ Captain Obvious on being in a space shuttle
“Our foes have
superpowers that they are not using in the name of justice!”
~ Captain Obvious on his foes
“Judging by the
lair's diagram, it consists of a series of booby traps which could potentially
injure someone...or worse.”
~ Captain Obvious on the lair
“Humans are
people too.”
~ Captain Obvious on humans
“This runway
isn't the most sensible picnic area.”
~ Captain Obvious on a picnic
“Wait here! This
button beside the door will call an elevator!”
~ Captain Obvious on elevators
“Ok... we're
going in! Everyone be careful!”
~ Captain Obvious on The Danger Room
“I...
can't...move!”
~ Captain Obvious on being struck with a paralysis ray
“The Evil
Brotherhood of Mutants are a brotherhood of mutants that are evil!”
~ Captain Obvious on The Evil Brotherhood of Mutants
From uncyclopedia.com
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